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Danijati » 2006 » August
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Archiv des Monats August, 2006

Treffen sich zwei Zeitreisende

jati 28. August 2006

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A: “Hi, lange nicht gesehen!”
B: “Stimmt, das dauert noch zehn Jahre.”
A: “Kommt mir vor wie morgen.”
B: “Wem sagst Du das. Die Zeit, die rennt. Eben noch jung und im nächsten Moment noch gar nicht geboren.”
A: “Und sonst? Alles paletti?”
B: “Ja, ganz okay. Nächstes Jahr der gebrochene Arm - aber es wird wieder.”
A: “Ja, klar. Sieht […]

die lieben Alibis

Dani 22. August 2006

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Aufgabe vorvorgestern: Staubsaugen
Alibi: Blumen gießen
Aufgabe vorgestern: Bügeln
Alibi: Großartiges in den Computer tippen
Aufgabe gestern: Geschirrspüler ausräumen
Alibi: Nordic Walking
Aufgabe vorhin: Staubsaugen, bügeln, Geschirrspüler ausräumen
Alibi: Jati, kann ich dir bei irgendwas helfen?

Werbung

Dani 2. August 2006

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Ist euch schonmal diese letzte Werbung zum Schwangerschaftstest aufgefallen?
Da kommt so ein Strahl Flüssigkeit von oben aus dem Nichts und zielt genau in das Feld, in dem der Indikator für das Schwangerschaftshormon steckt.
Kann es sein, dass das ein bißchen an der Zielgruppe vorbeigeht? Ich schaffe es jedenfalls nicht, aus einem halben Meter Entfernung meinen Urin […]



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